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My friend : I occasionally take one of my male friends and go and get drinks.Or maybe even a couple of them

Me : I’m not old enough I’m only 20

Friend :Though ‘Drinks’ constitutes going to red-robin and getting bottomless rootbeer floats.

Me : ohgodthatsadorable
(my friends 23-24)

idk how i have such adorably innocent friends but i do 

god i couldnt stop laughing 

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  • #innocent #innocence #i ruin innocent people with my devil humor
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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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zevranarinais:

the only way to draw a bunch of men wearing nothing but sassy booty shorts is to listen to copious amounts of brittany spears

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marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

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